Top Shelf and Bottom of The Barrel at The Oscars

Clap…clap…clap…well done ladies and gents.  We were very pleased with most red carpet looks that we saw tonight, however this made it easy to spot the not so “Top Shelf” ensembles that made their way into the Oscars.  We also have to hand it to Ellen for ordering pizza for the audience, taking the most retweeted #selfie ever and for wearing a fairy god mother costume. We would say she pretty much nailed it.

Top Shelf

Lupita Nyongo killed it again in #NairobiBlue (yes she made up a new color) Prada gown with simple but stunning headband and ear candy.

Cate Blanchett won the best Actress Award in this stunning Armani gown

Naomi Watts wore Calvin Klein with an edgy statement necklace by Bulgari. We also love the easy hair she is sporting.

Charlize Theron stunned in a black Haute Couture number by Dior with illusion straps and stand out statement necklace.

Kate Hudson was wearing a gorgeous gown by Atelier Versace and with a stunning plunging neckline and Neil Lane jewels.

Bottom Of the Barrel

Pharrell was in a shorts suit.. We are just stunned that he didn’t wear that hat on the Red Carpet..but don’t worry he threw it on for his performance.

We were not fans of Margot Robbie’s gothic look, she should have stuck with the golden locks.

We love Penelope, but this dress reminded us of a Bridesmaid dress that she will not be proud to wear next year.

Liza Minnelli always gets attention, but dyeing her hair to match her outfit and not wearing proper tittie coverage is the wrong kind of attention on the the red carpet in our book.

Until next time…

Xoxo

Sarah and Michelle